there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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