is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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