The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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