And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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