Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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