I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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