**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
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I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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