He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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