so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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