Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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