Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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