): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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