Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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