Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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