youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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