What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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