this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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