she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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