Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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