Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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