Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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