i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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