We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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