Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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