I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Also, beer. Big fan.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
