singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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