i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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