I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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