nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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