i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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