is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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