Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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