As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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