great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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