the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
