It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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