Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
