She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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