I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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