HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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