that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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