idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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