Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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