I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
When are your genitals available?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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