He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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