No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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