The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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