I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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