Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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