i just google imaged poop.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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