She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
