I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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