I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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