So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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