i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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