why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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